I’m outside now, and it feels like forever.
My owner left me here, no concern for the weather.
I yell, I scream, and act all cute, hmm what’s this here, it looks like my poop!
What was I doing, before this all started, oh yea my owner,
he must be retarded.
I’m such a good dog, and I mind all my manners, I chew up the cords, and eat off the counters.
I’m like his garbage disposal, just look at these flowers.
I dug them all up, and tore them to pieces.
I hope he comes back, and takes me inside.
It’s cold, and its wet, and there no place that’s dry.
I found his car keys, and did him a favor.
I buried them for safe keeping,
You could say I’m a life saver.
Now where did I put them?
Huh? What’s that there?
Oh look, there’s more dog poop!
I’ll roll on it, and get it in my hair.
What Did You Think of This Article?
Your opinion is important for us
Thanks!
What do you think of this post? | |
The following two tabs change content below.
My name is Brandon Fite and I am 25. I submitted this poem for fun. I own and manage The Outer Rim Bicycle Shop. I pretty much love bikes.
People Who Read This Have Also Read...
35
It’s a full moon baby, are you feeling me, shining so bright in the darkness, hanging over what used to be. They call it the harvest moon, all gold and round and bright; we made passionate love in the pool, kissing and hugging surrounded by the yellow moonlight. Naked and…Tags: cold, life, pieces, sadness, left, good, poem, sad
33
Gave him everything I had, stripped myself of all protections, only to realize in the end, there was really never any connection. He never knew who I was, never bothered to drink my blood; I put him on a pedestal, he couldn’t handle my emotional floods. He couldn’t feel my…Tags: life, scream, left, poem, keys, sad, sadness
27
No one to come home to, the house is cold and dark, don’t know when I’ve been this lonely, praying and hoping I can make a new start. No need to start dinner, no interest in eating alone, it’s been months since he left me, can’t remember the last time…Tags: left, cold, life, forever, poem, sad
haha, this is kind of funny! it definitely put a smile on my face as I read it.
LOL, I actually know the guy who posted this
I Love Molly! We often say if our dog, Buddy, could speak this is probably something he would say. I will share this with all the family. Buddy is a family dog and belongs to all of us. Molly and Buddy Rule!!